How Mentally Ill are you?

[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (Paintball, gimme a break!)
[] You have been called a blond.
BONUS: [x] You thought blond was a misspelling for blonde

TOTAL: 4


[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 6


[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (Number one? I get that one. The other two, no way)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Never on accident that I remember )
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 8


[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 11


[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important(homework?) (Lawl, for once, no)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 15


[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently. (Uh, but only when I'm on TS and distracted or trying to think how to phrase what I'm trying to say )
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
BONUS: [xx] (Two go here) You did not plan to use a calculator to multiply your score, and then realized you couldn't do the math and used the calculator anyway
BONUS: [x] You then had an even score and could do the math in your head again, skipping the calculator

TOTAL: 21

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